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midstorm:

My Tumblr Crushes:
thestraggletag (5%)
valoscope (4%)
imaducky (4%)
spottytonguedog (4%)
shipperqueen93 (3%)
repeatinglitanies (3%)
little-inkstone (3%)
al-missing-tl (3%)
thatravenclawbitch (3%)
Now riskpig and standbyyourmantis aren’t even on the list! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY TUMBLR LOVE?

*holds a stereo over her head*
♬BABY COME BACK♬

midstorm:

My Tumblr Crushes:

  1. thestraggletag (5%)
  2. valoscope (4%)
  3. imaducky (4%)
  4. spottytonguedog (4%)
  5. shipperqueen93 (3%)
  6. repeatinglitanies (3%)
  7. little-inkstone (3%)
  8. al-missing-tl (3%)
  9. thatravenclawbitch (3%)

Now riskpig and standbyyourmantis aren’t even on the list! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY TUMBLR LOVE?

*holds a stereo over her head*

BABY COME BACK

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himitsurose:

longiloquentreblogs:

theplottinghoofbeast:

keptinkoorks:

Katara: Okay, I think you’ve had enough.

THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER I GET SO ANGRY WHEN PEOPLE DONT REMEMBER IT

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOKKA’S CACTUS TRIP

THERE WAS EVEN A FRIENDLY MUSHROOM

WHY DID YOU MISS THE QUENCHIEST GIF OF THEM ALL?

THE QUENCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

"friendly mushroom!"

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midstorm:

Midstorm 1900 Follower Giveaway
  • Grand Prize Winner: Any t-shirt or totebag from my Red Bubble Store!
  • Two winners: A graphic inspired by your blog
  • Three winners: graphic or fic request

Rules:

  1. Must be a follower and reblog this post.
  2. Reblog before September 28.
  3. Can reblog as many times as you want.
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shewhodrawscats:

Has this been done? Literally the first thing I thought when I saw this clip.

shewhodrawscats:

Has this been done? Literally the first thing I thought when I saw this clip.

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akuanaishinnou:

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! lol

YOU PRECIOUS FUCKING BABY I WANNA SQUEEZE YOUR FACE

akuanaishinnou:

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! lol

YOU PRECIOUS FUCKING BABY I WANNA SQUEEZE YOUR FACE

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This better be how he plays it.

posted 1 hour ago @ 19 Sep 2014 with 1 note

skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

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catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

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our-lord-and-savior-mishacollins:

weareinexile:

(X)

mark you’re such a fucking bitch i love you

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phoenixwrites:

*while waiting for one of the managers, a male customer plays on his phone in the lobby*

Customer:  Huh.  That’s really interesting.

Me:  *glances at him*

Customer:  My friend just sent me a scientific video that explores which hurts more, getting kicked in the balls or giving birth.

Me:

Customer:  According to the video, it’s an equal amount of pain.

Me:

Customer:  I wonder if that’s right.

Me:  *no longer able to keep my mouth shut*  Labor lasts longer.

Customer:  I didn’t even think of that!

I think to myself, you wouldn’t you useless pecan.

Nest time that happens, ask them which instance requires something to be cut.

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New Girl, Best of Nick: 4x01 ‘The Last Wedding’

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hobovampire:

genderpizzapalace:

marxisforbros:

I want to get this video embedded in my arm so I can watch it whenever I get sad. 

YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS OMFG

THEY ARE BOTH A GIFT I’M AS HAPPY ABOUT THEM BOTH BOTH OF THEMMMM

reblogged 2 hours ago @ 19 Sep 2014 with 62,184 notes via/source

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part II)

The St Louis County Council meeting was a fiery afar, as residents from across the county demanded Darren Wilson’s arrest, answers for Mike Brown’s death, and expressed frustration at their own police force being turned on them like they were enemies of the state. #staywoke #farfromover

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-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

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