Meh. I'm just the RiskPig, aka Kristin. I'm 21, and I like to paint and stuff. It's a huge deal.

SLYTHERIN
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POTTERMORE BETA TESTER
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Lilo, why are you all wet?

doubleirony:

hannah-ler:

waitwhatchickenbutt:

newgroundstier:

daswiener:

captainhufflepuff:

This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.

I always thought this scene was adorable

Wow thanks guy

Right in the childhood.

Oh okay.

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME HAVE FEELS

I NEVER REALIZED THAT

omg i never connected that. That’s fantastic in a sad way.

(Source: w-bunny)

Fuck Yeah Rooster Teeth: Several Gems from the Red vs. Blue Season 9 Thread

sophisticationforgot:

Since Season 10 is near approaching, I feel as though I should share some of my favorite quotes and/or theories from what could be considered “the other side of the fandom”. And so, here they are!

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Here’s the contemplation of an Optimism AI.

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Why we should feel bad for York.

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Why we should feel bad for Sarge.

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Agent District of Columbia (Doc for short).

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More crackpottery, at its finest.

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The real reason behind all your Chex feels.

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Maine is a cockblock to York.

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And a little AI evangelism to top it off. Season 9 Thread, everybody! Catch up on the latest crackpot theories and other great stuff at its continuation, here, at the Season 10 Thread. (You might want to start on the most recent page so you’re not way behind. The whole thing is going to explode with newbies once the season begins, so don’t be afraid to feel a little out of the loop at first.)

imaginmation:

I hid this doodle of the Horse Puncher on Disneyland’s Main Street. It’s in the mailbox by that door in the pictures. If you find it, it’s yours.

so now that Chris Evans has twitter is he just going to tweet about his daily life?

fwips:

“just helped a little old lady cross the street”

“just played catch with an orphan”

“just saved a cat from a burning building”

“the cat didnt make it but I smiled and it came back to life”

“then i helped clean up the debris from the burning building”

Guys Ten couldn’t carry the Olympic torch

3pirouette:

nym-fanfic:

curly-ginger:

13pianos:

literatigeek:

if he did Donna would see it on television, recognize him and thus her mind would burn up.

Eleven has realized this and thus he’s now carrying it to save her life.

He’s got it under control. 

D’oh! Of course.

Brilliant. Brilliant. HEAD CANON. 

I hope "I forget you" becomes the recurring Chex line like Grimmons's "Why are we here?"

Tex: Remember that time you thought you could forget me?

Church: Yeah... that was fucking weak.

...

Church: Well Tex, this is goodbye. See you on the other side.

Tex: Are you sure you don't mean "I forget you"?

...

(Tex has an anniversary present for Church, but he's empty-handed)

Church: Uh...

Tex: ... you forgot about me, didn't you?

...

(Tex arrives in the nick of time)

Church: Oh my god - Tex!

Tex: You didn't forget about me, did you?

...

(Church cradles Tex's limp body, panicking at the possibility that this was her last iteration)

Church: I lied, Tex. I could never forget you. I'll never forget.

megan-e-mcwade:

ktlb:

shutupmexican:

Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey


Hilarious

this is perfect. I’ve had SO MANY customers buying things because of this book in the last two weeks. Thanks for helping business, poorly written erotica!

All erotic novels are now mandated by law to be read by Gilbert Godfrey for their audio book component.