Mom, go take a nap.
- Mum: I'm sorry I'm a bit late.
- Me: No note! Car gone! You have died! You could have been SEEN!
- Mum: *confusion*
- Me: I may have been quoting Harry Potter...
He’s just jealous that I’m in the most badass house.
I got my sketchbook last week. It’s still blank because I’m freaking out over the pressure of knowing that it’s going in a library forever, where millions of people can see it.
Just thinking about designing the cover is giving me an apoplexy.
I think that’d be so cool (:
It’s almost like we need him to be gay.
It would make us a complete set.
Okay, today, I need everyone to shut the fuck up.
Because I’m going to see The Lion King with my fiance’.
And I’m going to recite the whole film under my breath.
You can’t stop me. It’s going to happen.
your mom is so funny, but not at the same time because you’re 18 and have done what she said you can’t see
She’s half-kidding LOL she just finds it awkward to watch stuff like that with her kids
She would do something similar with me. “Oh no, he said a bad word!” And I’m like .___. “I say that word all the time.”
Caboose: What do I want? Do you have any cookies?
Sarge: What are you demands? You have to give us your demands!
Caboose: I demand cookies!
Sarge: Now you’re just toying with us. Your depravity knows no bounds!
Caboose: Well at least I don’t go around knocking on people’s non-doors, and promising them cookies and then not giving them cookies! I’m leaving!
Grif: Hmm, looks like negotiations have broken down. Should we call in a nuke strike?” —Red Vs. Blue: Recreation (Season 8)
Now kindly step to the side as I run from the angry zealot hordes.
My sister puzzles me sometimes.
I’ve been looking forward to this one. Virginia Woolf was an awesome, weird lady.
She would have been so famous and wacky in the 1980’s.
It seemed as if nothing were to break that tie — as if the years were merely to compact and cement it; and as if those years were to be all the years of their natural lives.
- Little Girl: How long do we have to wait
- Me: Until I tire of your presence. Now entertain me!
- Little Girl: D=
- Me: Can you sing?
- Little Girl: No
- Me: Can you dance?
- Little Girl: No
- Me: Ok, parents. Drop this one off at It's a Small world for about four hours and then I guarantee that she will have a new song and dance ready for my entertainment.
Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein.
I imagine if she lived today, she would be a total Goth. And, apparently this woman LOVED her shoulders. They were bare in every one of her portraits.
A drawing of the famed recluse, Emily Dickinson. I’m doing a series of famous women in recorded history of literature. If you have any suggestions, please submit some in my ask. :)
She’s in a white sweatshirt. In her adult life, she wouldn’t leave her house, so it made sense to me to put her in something comfortable. And the white: when she did go out (rarely), she only wore white clothes.
A solemn thing - it was - I said -
A Woman - White - to be -
And wear - if God should count me fit -
Her blameless mystery -
- c. 1861
In Philosopher’s stone, Snape said: “Tell me, Potter, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?”
In the Victorian flower language, asphodel is a type of lily with the meaning ‘my regrets follow you to the grave’. Wormwood symbolizes absence and great sorrow.
Now combine that.
MIND BLOWN. o______o
Some of you are more than likely unaware that I’m engaged.
I’ve been saving up for the perfect wedding dress.
I’ll be the most beautiful bride ever.