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September 2011

Depressing Facts: @anon → depressingfacts.tumblr.com

depressingfacts:

Sorry, accidentally erased your message.

Anyways, refusal to do your 2 year (actually 18 months as you get a total of 3 months a year off (The 3 month period is again divided into periods of…2 weeks I believe) and 2 years so…) lands you a prison sentence of equal length, 18 months.

This is horrible because during a prison sentence will pretty much destroy any chances you had of getting a job and even if some place were to consider accepting you as an employee, Korean law dictates that companies must give people who have served their service priority over those who haven’t when they are of equal qualification. (Think something along the lines of affirmative action, except only applicable between males and the dividing factor isn’t race, but military service).

There are other services besides the military which are ordered to people who are not fit to serve in the military (like people who score bad on the psychological tests and so the government would rather they not get their hands on guns, health problems, etc, etc) such as subway duty, working at a district office and what not. Many children/members of a family running a conglomerate have been accused of buying their way into doing the alternative services instead of serving their military service when they did not qualify for the alternative services.

Anyways, the hierarchy of hiring someone of equal qualification is military service > alternative service > exemption (severe health problems such as not being able to walk, low functionality autism, etc etc) > prison sentence. 

Basically, you’re punished, literally, and then you’re fucked economically.

That moment that gives you perspective on how good your life is.

Sep 29, 2011
My mother told me she doesn't believe dinosaurs were real. That it's all a big hoax set up by bored scientists.

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Mom, go take a nap.

Sep 29, 2011
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.

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I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Sep 28, 2011179,251 notes
#quite
My mum just got home 45 minutes after she said she would.
  • Mum: I'm sorry I'm a bit late.
  • Me: No note! Car gone! You have died! You could have been SEEN!
  • Mum: *confusion*
  • Me: I may have been quoting Harry Potter...
Sep 28, 201114 notes
#Harry Potter #Mrs Weasley #Molly Weasley #Chamber Of Secrets #CoS
Sep 27, 2011
Four more days until my non-beta tester fiance' can discover he is so not a Ravenclaw, and can shut the hell up about me being a Slytherin.

He’s just jealous that I’m in the most badass house.

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Sep 27, 20111 note
#Pottermore #Harry Potter #Slytherin #Awesome
Sep 26, 2011379 notes
#art student owl #submission
Sep 26, 2011887 notes
#art student owl #submission
Freaking the Fuck Out.

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I got my sketchbook last week. It’s still blank because I’m freaking out over the pressure of knowing that it’s going in a library forever, where millions of people can see it.

Just thinking about designing the cover is giving me an apoplexy.

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Sep 25, 201120 notes
#Art #RiskPig #Sketchbook Project #Brooklyn Art Library #Stress
Sep 25, 2011747 notes
#art student owl #submission #art
Sep 23, 201176,765 notes
#AHAHHAHHHHAHHAHHA
Sep 23, 20112,852 notes
#fact
Is it sad that my siblings and I are pretty sure my little brother's going to end up being gay?

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I think that’d be so cool (:

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It’s almost like we need him to be gay.

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It would make us a complete set.

Sep 21, 20112 notes
Sep 20, 201186,134 notes
#Grace Helbig #DailyGrace #Youtube #my gifs
Sep 20, 20111,076 notes
#community
Sep 20, 20113,066 notes
Sep 19, 201137,674 notes
#gpoy
Sep 19, 201113 notes
#emma #Mr.Knightley #jane austen #jane austen confessions #confessions
Sep 19, 201135 notes
#pride and prejudice #jane austen #jane austen confessions #confessions #Mr. Darcy #Elizabeth Bennet
Play
Sep 19, 2011779 notes
#budgie #parakeet #parrot
Sep 17, 2011112,016 notes
#gif #kitten
I'm Still Four Years Old

Okay, today, I need everyone to shut the fuck up.

Because I’m going to see The Lion King with my fiance’.

And I’m going to recite the whole film under my breath.

You can’t stop me. It’s going to happen.

Peace out.

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Sep 17, 20115 notes
#The Lion King #Lion King #Disney #RiskPig
Sep 17, 2011168 notes
#Lion King #Mufasa #Rey leon #Scar #Simba
Sep 17, 201112,323 notes
#BEND AND SNAP~! #Her snap was all over the place #Legally Blonde

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tor-whore replied to your post: My mom just changed the channel because the sex scene from the Notebook is on, saying, “You can’t see this!”

your mom is so funny, but not at the same time because you’re 18 and have done what she said you can’t see

She’s half-kidding LOL she just finds it awkward to watch stuff like that with her kids 

She would do something similar with me. “Oh no, he said a bad word!” And I’m like .___.  “I say that word all the time.”

Sep 17, 20111 note
#tor-whore
“Sarge: What is it you want, Blue?
Caboose: What do I want? Do you have any cookies?
Sarge: What are you demands? You have to give us your demands!
Caboose: I demand cookies!
Sarge: Now you’re just toying with us. Your depravity knows no bounds!
Grif: Yeah!
Caboose: Well at least I don’t go around knocking on people’s non-doors, and promising them cookies and then not giving them cookies! I’m leaving!
Grif: Hmm, looks like negotiations have broken down. Should we call in a nuke strike?”
—Red Vs. Blue: Recreation (Season 8)
Sep 16, 20118 notes
#red vs. blue #rvb #halo #rooster teeth
Sep 16, 20116,725 notes
#PUMPKINS
Sep 15, 201196,925 notes
#the moment when 10 million fangirls screamed I KNEW IT
Sep 15, 20111,028 notes
#art student owl #submission
Sep 15, 2011157 notes
#submission #anonymous #thingsmusicalstaughtme #theater #musicals #The Producers
I'm a Christian, but I don't take the Bible to heart, because it was massively edited by biased bishops in the First Council of Nicaea.

Now kindly step to the side as I run from the angry zealot hordes.

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Sep 15, 20114 notes
#Christianity #Atheism #Christians #Atheists #Bible #First Council of Nicaea
Sep 15, 2011750 notes
Until the very end.: I'm so happy. → tor-whore.tumblr.com

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thecontemplativemustache:

I’m searching through Japanese old music and old animes and I was reading Final Fantasy Confessions earlier and I’m just so happy. :) That time of my life, when I was into that, was the best. I want it all back. ):

you…

OMG YOU NEED TO SEE IT!!!! It’s a REALLY long show, like Inuyasha (I dunno which is longer) but it is AMAAAAZZZIIIINGG!! That is like, all of my childhood right there lol my brother spent like years getting all of the DVDs for it. Watch Inuyasha and then immediately move onto Yu Yu Hakusho LOL. I am so happy David likes it. Good guy right thar lol

fo’sho haha and knowing you like it makes me feel better about watching the show. i wanna start watching more anime. its just so hard to find english dubbed. like i was so excited because their was all this anime on netflix and its all in damn Japanese and im like. >_> are you fucking kidding me. i don’t have the concentration for that shit. but i’m gonna finish inuyasha. i love that show so much. 

For realllll!! I saw that too and I was like WHY YOU NO IN ENGLISH?! You also need to see Ouran High School Host Club. That shit is cute. It came out with an english dub so hopefully you can find that somewhere lol. We must school each other in anime!! 

Don’t forget to tell her about Fruit’s Basket!!! And Cowboy Bebop! Only the most awesome intro of all time.

Sep 14, 20115 notes
I'm going to undress myself in a rapid fashion and fling myself in your general direction. Whether sex happens or not is up to you.

My sister puzzles me sometimes.

Sep 14, 20113 notes
Sep 13, 201115,818 notes
#Prince of Egypt
When someone turns on the light and wakes you up

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Sep 12, 2011149,000 notes
Ladies of Literature: Virginia Woolf

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I’ve been looking forward to this one. Virginia Woolf was an awesome, weird lady.

She would have been so famous and wacky in the 1980’s.

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It seemed as if nothing were to break that tie — as if the years were merely to compact and cement it; and as if those years were to be all the years of their natural lives.

Sep 12, 2011
#Virginia Woolf #RiskPig #Art #Women #Literature #Feminism #Lesbians
I'm not a very kind person
  • Little Girl: How long do we have to wait
  • Me: Until I tire of your presence. Now entertain me!
  • Little Girl: D=
  • Me: Can you sing?
  • Little Girl: No
  • Me: Can you dance?
  • Little Girl: No
  • Me: Ok, parents. Drop this one off at It's a Small world for about four hours and then I guarantee that she will have a new song and dance ready for my entertainment.
Sep 12, 201125 notes
#Its a small world #Disney World #Entertain #sing #dance
Sep 12, 2011193 notes
#art student owl #submission
Sep 11, 20112,410 notes
#Sleigh #Han Solo #Star Wars #Storm Troopers
D'aw Shucks...

disfan:

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riskpig started following you

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Sep 10, 2011
#riskpig #OMGFRIENDSHIP!
Ladies of Literature: Mary Shelley

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Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein.

I imagine if she lived today, she would be a total Goth. And, apparently this woman LOVED her shoulders. They were bare in every one of her portraits.

Sep 9, 20111 note
#Mary Shelley #Frankenstein #Ladies of Literature #Women #RiskPig #Art #Literature
Ladies of Literature: Emily Dickinson

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A drawing of the famed recluse, Emily Dickinson. I’m doing a series of famous women in recorded history of literature. If you have any suggestions, please submit some in my ask. :)

She’s in a white sweatshirt. In her adult life, she wouldn’t leave her house, so it made sense to me to put her in something comfortable. And the white: when she did go out (rarely), she only wore white clothes.

Featured poem:

A solemn thing - it was - I said -

A Woman - White - to be -

And wear - if God should count me fit -

Her blameless mystery -

          - c. 1861

Sep 9, 2011
#Emily Dickinson #Literature #Poetry #Women #Art #RiskPig

meinherzsprichtstaub:

In Philosopher’s stone, Snape said: “Tell me, Potter, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?”

In the Victorian flower language, asphodel is a type of lily with the meaning ‘my regrets follow you to the grave’. Wormwood symbolizes absence and great sorrow.
Now combine that.

MIND BLOWN. o______o

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Sep 9, 201129 notes
#Harry Potter #Mind blown #Severus Snape #I see what you did there
The Perfect Wedding Dress

Some of you are more than likely unaware that I’m engaged.

I’ve been saving up for the perfect wedding dress.

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I’ll be the most beautiful bride ever.

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Sep 8, 20112 notes
#Wedding #Marriage #Dress
Sep 8, 2011320 notes
#man #men #apes #evolution #creationism #checkmate #atheists #atheism
Sep 7, 20111 note
#Rooster Teeth #Drunk Tank #Kara #Oinky #Ice cream #Slap #Video games
Sep 5, 2011435 notes
#Race #Racism #Racist #Marriage #Fox News #Really?
Sep 5, 201131,239 notes
Sep 2, 2011126,058 notes
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