July 2011
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I Hate The Word "Hubby," By The Way.
Me to a coworker: I haven’t had a chance to go to the bookstore.
Random dude that invites himself to my conversation: Buy a Kindle.
Me, annoyed: Oh, do you have the money to buy me one?
Random dude is a douche: Get your hubby to buy you one.
Me, still annoyed: Do you normally date women that demand you buy stuff for them?
Random dude realizes he’s a douche: What, he don’t got money?
Me, sad for random dude: I thought that this was 2011 in America and not 1823 London, when women could only marry a man if he had money.
Morons.
People need to stop posting Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 scenes on Tumblr. You’re spoiling the movie for everyone!!
Someone please explain how anything can be spoiled if everyone knows exactly what’s going to happen?
Scrolling Down My Facebook News Feed..
dont care
dont care
whore
dont care
you’re*
dont care
dont care
your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?
oh your single, once again
dont care
song lyrics, how original
dont care
dont care
you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’
dont care
photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face
dont care
dont care
NOW BACK TO TUMBLR
It’s a little sad how true this is becoming for me.
