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September 2011

Depressing Facts: @anon → depressingfacts.tumblr.com

depressingfacts:

Sorry, accidentally erased your message.

Anyways, refusal to do your 2 year (actually 18 months as you get a total of 3 months a year off (The 3 month period is again divided into periods of…2 weeks I believe) and 2 years so…) lands you a prison sentence of equal length, 18 months.

This is horrible because during a prison sentence will pretty much destroy any chances you had of getting a job and even if some place were to consider accepting you as an employee, Korean law dictates that companies must give people who have served their service priority over those who haven’t when they are of equal qualification. (Think something along the lines of affirmative action, except only applicable between males and the dividing factor isn’t race, but military service).

There are other services besides the military which are ordered to people who are not fit to serve in the military (like people who score bad on the psychological tests and so the government would rather they not get their hands on guns, health problems, etc, etc) such as subway duty, working at a district office and what not. Many children/members of a family running a conglomerate have been accused of buying their way into doing the alternative services instead of serving their military service when they did not qualify for the alternative services.

Anyways, the hierarchy of hiring someone of equal qualification is military service > alternative service > exemption (severe health problems such as not being able to walk, low functionality autism, etc etc) > prison sentence. 

Basically, you’re punished, literally, and then you’re fucked economically.

That moment that gives you perspective on how good your life is.

Sep 29, 2011-1 notes
My mother told me she doesn't believe dinosaurs were real. That it's all a big hoax set up by bored scientists.

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Mom, go take a nap.

Sep 29, 2011-1 notes
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.

wowfunniestposts:

I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Featured on Wow Funniest Posts

Sep 28, 2011179,252 notes
#quite
My mum just got home 45 minutes after she said she would.
  • Mum: I'm sorry I'm a bit late.
  • Me: No note! Car gone! You have died! You could have been SEEN!
  • Mum: *confusion*
  • Me: I may have been quoting Harry Potter...
Sep 28, 201114 notes
#Harry Potter #Mrs Weasley #Molly Weasley #Chamber Of Secrets #CoS
Sep 27, 2011-1 notes
Four more days until my non-beta tester fiance' can discover he is so not a Ravenclaw, and can shut the hell up about me being a Slytherin.

He’s just jealous that I’m in the most badass house.

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Sep 27, 20111 note
#Pottermore #Harry Potter #Slytherin #Awesome
Sep 26, 2011379 notes
#art student owl #submission
Sep 26, 2011887 notes
#art student owl #submission
Freaking the Fuck Out.

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I got my sketchbook last week. It’s still blank because I’m freaking out over the pressure of knowing that it’s going in a library forever, where millions of people can see it.

Just thinking about designing the cover is giving me an apoplexy.

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Sep 25, 201120 notes
#Art #RiskPig #Sketchbook Project #Brooklyn Art Library #Stress
Sep 25, 2011747 notes
#art student owl #submission #art
Sep 23, 201176,765 notes
#AHAHHAHHHHAHHAHHA
Sep 23, 20112,852 notes
#fact
Is it sad that my siblings and I are pretty sure my little brother's going to end up being gay?

thecontemplativemustache:

I think that’d be so cool (:

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It’s almost like we need him to be gay.

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It would make us a complete set.

Sep 21, 20112 notes
Sep 20, 201186,135 notes
#Grace Helbig #DailyGrace #Youtube #my gifs
Sep 20, 20111,076 notes
#community
Sep 20, 20113,066 notes
Sep 19, 201137,674 notes
#gpoy
Sep 19, 201113 notes
#emma #Mr.Knightley #jane austen #jane austen confessions #confessions
Sep 19, 201135 notes
#pride and prejudice #jane austen #jane austen confessions #confessions #Mr. Darcy #Elizabeth Bennet
Play
Sep 19, 2011779 notes
#budgie #parakeet #parrot
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