Hey, bitches, guess what today is?
All right, UK friends. We're depending on you. A...
At least a megavideo link would be nice.
I was watching the new Sherlock on someone’s livestream and the channel got cut off, due to copyright issues. Why must I live in America with no Sherlock!?!?!?
I WANNA START 2012 WITH A JOKE.
Me: Crap. It looks like I'm starting the new year on my period.
Me: It makes sense, though. Out with the old, in with the new, y'know?
Fiance': That's disgusting.