i just realized--
eytancragg: sokka is tenzin’s uncle. can you even imagine uncle sokka? all the authority that comes with being an adult around children, plus the fact that he was absolutely instrumental in stopping the war, with none of the responsibility that comes with actually being a parent. i imagine tenzin and his siblings got into a lot of messes because of sokka.
ihopericksantorum: I hope rick santorum is really 12.9 years old and gets kicked off tumblr
So apparently I should start reading the Hunger...
Because everyone is talking about the movie all like And making GIFs all like And me who knows nothing about the series, I’m doing my tumblrs reading eveyone’s jokes and references all like
eytancragg: what if all this hyperconservative bullshit is like the last ditch, pull-out-all stops effort of a dying movement? and like, obama gets re-elected and things continue to get better. the american populace as a whole begins to realize that obama has been (more or less) right the whole time, and no longer see the fundamentalist conservative zealots as a group worthy of their attention,...
Republicans date women, they marry women, they have children with women. They...– Rush Limbaugh, explaining last Thursday why there’s no Republican war on women. Shorter Limbaugh: “We buy you sluts diamonds and dinner! What more do you ungrateful feminazis want?!” Ah, I see. So bullheaded restrictions on reproductive rights, opposing the Violence Against Women Act, not...
maria's doing hair experiments.
eytancragg: with her new bangs, she looks like a middle-schooler when she puts her hair in pigtails. it’s unnerving.
i really need to shave my legs...
mariamoxie: cigarettesandwaffles: tacomuncho: SAME HERE… My rule: If no one’s going to see it, why bother shaving it? My rules: Don’t shave in the winter for warmth. Shave when it warms up. Shave when my legs will be exposed.
Regina: I'm only doing what's best for Henry
Regina: Like fighting with his birth mother
Regina: And having sexytimes while he's in the house
Regina: And alienating him from other children
Regina: And tearing down his playground
Regina: And spray-painting 'SLUT' on his teacher's car
Regina: And manipulating Emma so that she can only see him when I need to manipulate other people
Regina: It's just good parenting
So, for over a month, my laptop had been dead. A new hard drive didn’t solve the problem. It was just old, and needed to die a horrible slow, cancerous death. But I’m back, with a gorgeous new model, having finally abandoned Windows Vista for Windows 7. And now I have eight weeks of Tumblr to catch up on.