Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
shotguncakehole: lets play “which download link is the real one”
cormacm: I ship Coffee Guy with Internet Surfing Guy. I regret nothing. Plus, Internet Surfing Guy is awesome.
fuckyeahroosterteethproductions: ihopervblooksforaurlbutitstaken: I hope an episode opens with a knock-knock joke and the fandom collectively squeals because Wyoming and Gamma have such chemistry.
Something tumblr has taught me
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
fuckyeahroosterteethproductions: rainy-has-wings: So I have this theory. After York lost his eye, Carolina made sure to stay on his left side, to watch out for him. And York’s okay with that because Carolina’s strong and he doesn’t have to worry about her. But after Carolina gets her AIs, York makes sure she stays on his right.
buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
mom gasped when seeing dead people on law and...
Me: You know, it pisses me off just a little when you react that way to these shows.
Mom: How come?
Me: Well they're not 'real' but you still react to them. I remember a few years ago when I was watching a cartoon, Grave of the Fireflies -
Mom: Parade of the Fireflies?
Me: GRAVE. Grave of the Fireflies. As in DEAD.
Me: So I was watching this animation, it's about the Japanese during World War Two, and these kids who are suffering, and I was crying really badly, but when you guys came home and saw me, you all made fun of me.
Mom: I have no recollection of that.
Me: You all did! "Why are you crying, they're not real!"
Mom: Well they aren't real.
Me: THEY WERE STARVING TO DEATH WITH BOMBS ALL AROUND THEM, THEY DIE, IT WAS AWFUL.
soldiertex: The description of the RvB video: Season 10 kicks off right where we left off last season. Agent Carolina is back and she’s pissed.
A discussion my fiance and I have about Toonami, after watching the return.
rally 'round the history: The Theft of Idun's... →
ladyhistory: so Odin’s like “WE MUST CAPTURE THAT TRICKY BITCH” and the geezer gods finally find Loki sleeping in Idun’s field because Loki doesn’t have a bed or anything and just likes to nap at the scene of the crime so Odin ties him up and is like “WE’LL PUT YOU TO DEATH AND CUT EAGLES INTO YOUR BACK AND…
Anime Analyst: The Blind Fools Project Episode #1: The Failed Prologue My fiance and I have started a wide-range podcast that is currently being reviewed on iTunes. I’m slowly posting the episodes on my website With Little Expectations. They can be found under “Videos.” I’ll let you guys know when iTunes officially releases it. This episode is about Charley and I...
eytancragg: riskpig hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: nickbones89 hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: i… Did she happen to be singing? About fries? erm, no? she did sing, but i forgot what she sang about.
sithholocron: Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.
welcome to craggle rock: arthurpewtey: So how is... →
eytancragg: arthurpewtey: So how is Scarlett Johansson real can anyone explain IN THE TIME BEFORE TIME, THE GREAT HOT ONES CONVENED AND DECLARED THAT ONE DAY, ON A PLANET NOT YET BORN, THERE WOULD BE BORN A SCION OF TRUE HOTNESS. IN THEIR INFINITE SEXINESS, THEY PUSHED THEIR CONSCIOUSNESSES FORWARD THROUGH THE INFINITE THRASHING OF TIME TO SEE THE NAME AND FORM OF THEIR CHILD. THEY BEHELD,...
arcscrewofmisfits: sometimes I look at my fandoms and feel embarrassed and then I remember that Red vs Blue has canon mpreg
Burned All My Notebooks, What Good Are Notebooks?:... →
maryslovechild: 1957: Buddy Holly and the Crickets released their debut record, the seminal “That’ll Be the Day.” 1963: Columbia Records released Bob Dylan’s sophomore album The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan, which contained the notable tracks “Blowin’ in the Wind,” “Girl From the North Country,” “Masters of War,”…
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi