June 2012
HOW VEGETA AND BULMA FELL IN LOVE
lifeofateenagefangirl:
“Hey, Vegeta, wanna come live with me?”
“ONLY IF IT’S GOT A POOL.”
The end.
So who is the real villain of Once Upon a Time?
thenotoriousscuttlecliff:
dynastycrisis:
when people act like it’s cool to not read books
I Have Carlyleitis...
bad-faery:
n00bishdelight:
shippergirl:
This is the most perfect thing evar.
I shouldn’t self-diagnose, but…
Amazon keeps suggesting Bobby’s movies for me. How does it know? Can’t be because I’ve bought eight of them in the past month, oh no…
Boxlunch, you wanna boxlunch?: I keep seeing this... →
latxcvi:
As a response to complaints about the finale (and the season overall) feeling disjointed and rushed, people keep bringing up this idea that the series was originally only supposed to be 12-episodes long but then a second season was ordered and all I can think is, “So?”
Part of a…
ancient-amateur:
It makes me wonder if Benedict Cumberbatch has ever filled out an online profile and then been told that inappropriate words are not allowed as last names or something.
The idea is kind of hilarious.
guys will never understand periods
girls will never understand boners
lets leave it at that
I’m just gonna go out on a bit of a limb here
and say that I’d much rather have a boner
Yamcha: Hey Bulma! It's me, Yamcha!
Bulma: Oh. Hey. Hold on a moment, my Ex is calling me.
Yamcha: Hey girl, it's good to- Wait! Ex? What's that about?
Bulma: Yeah, I'm breaking up with you.
Yamcha: What?! But why?!
Bulma: You haven't called me in months!
Yamcha: I HAVE BEEN DEAD!
Bulma: Oh, that's not stopping you know, is it?
Yamcha: Do not do this right now!
Bulma: Hey, you wanna know how this is ending? Hey Vegeta, wanna come live with me?
Vegeta: Only if it's got a pool.
Yamcha: HE'S THE REASON I'M DEAD!
Bulma: Well then, I guess he's just more of a man than you, isn't he?
Yamcha: Oh, you dirty bitch!!!
The Sphinx Temple: Just saw this on TV Tropes... →
aniyushadowraven:
Just saw this on TV Tropes under the NightmareFuel category:
“After the theme song, episode 27 is deadly serious up until Vegeta’s first line. 20 seconds may not sound like much, but considering what series this is, that third of a minute of menace stretches on a long time.
Freeza:It’s been so…
“How do Canadians masturbate? Do you just look in a mirror and apologize to...”
– -Burnie Burns, RT Podcast #154
This man. This podcast. It’s like reliving red vs. blue every day. (via cacari)
RT Podcast #172
Jack: Cut that.
Barbara: Cut that.
Joel: Cut that.
Gus: Cut that.
Gus: Cut that.
Gus: Cut that.
Lindsay: lolno.
So I started reading Swiss Family Robinson,...
pettyartist:
Instead I got YOU MUST BEG FORGIVENESS FOR EVERY SINGLE THING YOU DO- YEP EVERYTHI— ERNEST STOP TRYING TO EAT THAT FOOD BEFORE I PRAY DEVINE PUNISHMENT UPON YOU. FRITZ I DON’T CARE IF YOU KILLED US A WILD PIG YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED THAT YOU EVEN JOKED FOR A SECOND THAT YOU DISN’T HAVE ANYTHING. GOD IS GOING TO SMITE YOUR ASS FOR THAT. YEAH, YOU BETTER CRY. CRY HARDER.
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from...
monkeyaround92:
please be careful guys!! even if you aren’t a girl or lady, I don’t want ANYONE getting hurt
Reblog if you are someone who understands the need...
tardis-youre-drunk:
thesherlockfandomisbroken:
ivetrulyoutgayedmyself:
I’m sorry, but new books smell amazing too.
Just saying.
Hell, let’s just sniff ALL THE BOOKS
they’re basically like crack for nerds. Only better for you.
I thought I was the only one who loves to smell books.
just a reminder -- CALL ME OUT
filipinafemme:
the more comfortable i get expressing my beliefs and articulating my concerns, the more vital it becomes for my followers to
CALL
ME
OUT
if i am offensive/non-inclusive/triggering without including a trigger warning ever, please please please never be afraid to
CALL
ME
THE
FUCK
OUT
because i want to be better and learn and be a kind, considerate human
thank you...
thebrotherswinchester:
being part of a fandom has made me really good at having quiet, contained mental breakdowns
like if you saw me in public you would never guess that at that very moment i was having a complete emotional upheaval over fictional characters
you would have no idea
I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
laugh-addict:
But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
solluxs-boobs:
...
How it should have happened
King Leopold: Regina... will you marry me?
Cora: Yes. Yes, she will.
Regina: Hold up.
Regina: Remember when I agreed to this? No? Me either. Fuck you guys, I'm getting the hell outta here.
Regina: If anyone needs me, I'll be in Boston.
There is Fifty Shades of Gray fan fiction.
madameshocking:
thelyragw:
kissedmequiteinsane:
greatestview:
so it’s fanfiction based on a book based on fanfiction based on a book
i—
ficception
martininamerica:
pyrates:
want to hear a joke
vegeta’s mustache
He looks like Masako.
welcome to craggle rock: i would just like to take... →
eytancragg:
i would just like to take a moment and talk about thor.
the movie thor is in many ways the story of thor learning to control his anger and impetuousness, and learn when to parley and when to fight.
i think it’s pretty great that the ultimate solution to loki’s plan of destroying jotunheim is smashing the bifrost into pieces. thor has learned restraint (literally, when he lays...
asherlockian:
thesonofmoriarty:
broflove:
...
catwillberightback:
I… I can’t believe TeamFourStar just legitimately threw Dende/Gohan at me. Wasn’t expecting that. I squealed like a motherfucker. That ending. Was the best ending ever. Fucking Nappa asdasdsdf. And a mention of Mr Satan >u< Oh… I need to go to bed and all I want to do is rewatch it. O,u,O
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eytancragg:
someone needs to rewrite “savages” from pocahontas into “sandwiches.”
Eytan: Where will we go today?
(To Subway!)
Nickbones89:With choices overflowing!
(There’re six kinds of cheeses)
Eytan & Nickbones89: Ew, they didn’t cut off the crust!
Mariamoxie: I’ve never had provolone.
Oh hell, I’ll give it a try.
Eytan: Today Nick will pay.
Mariamoxie:...
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